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Fap Along With Harlot: Fingering Fuckholes
I had to take a masturbation break at work today. It’s not something that I do often at my new job, but today…it was oh so very necessary. I was playing with my clit in the bathroom and when my...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Stand Up!
I’m pretty sure that I haven’t mentioned it here yet, but my boss at my day job is a big lesbian. I’m not saying that’s how I got my job (because it was my sparkling personality and my eye for detail...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Fancy Dresses on the Floor
Holiday parties always get me in trouble. As much as I try to restrain myself, I always end up saying too much and revealing a bit too much of the Harlot side of me. Keeping it professional comes easy...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Take My Picture
Tis the season to receive expensive gifts. When I was younger, I was under the impression that anyone with a fancy pants DSLR was a photographer, and therefore completely qualified to take naked...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Packing A Picnic
It’s fucking freezing in my house right now. I’ve cranked up the heat, put on my least sexy plush pajamas and slippers and I’m still cold to my core. Can’t it be spring already? I miss feeling the...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Under Construction
I come from a working class, blue collar family. My dad worked with cars, my uncles worked as electricians and a few of my cousins were in construction. It takes a strong set of hands to do such labor...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Bright Yellow Like the Sunshine
The weather in Jersey is gloomy and I’m tired of it. I’m presently sitting at my desk in the office trying to think of some work for my fingers to do other than type, so I figured I’d pull out my...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Cheek to Cheek, Balls Deep
Butts are nice and so are dildos. When you stick those two things together, my pussy starts gushing and it’s basically uncontrollable. I put together a fap along list of some double-sided dildo play...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Darling Fuck Dolls
Porn star names are fun. It’s the type of a decision that can make or break a career depending on how the people watching your movies take it. You want it to be something memorable, but not so off the...
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Fap Along With Harlot: An Ass To Die For
Butts are nice. I’ve been trolling around on PornHub looking for some new ass to oogle at and I figured I’ll pull a few clips for you Peepz, but also ask for your help. Who has the best ass in porn?...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade
I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines
Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There...
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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?
My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Mean Girls Get Freaky
Why are mean girls so sexy? I love a confident bitch who won’t take bullshit from anyone. When I get all riled up and start talking nasty, I always end up getting soaked. It’s the adrenaline pumping...
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Fap Along With Harlot: All Alone and Feeling Good
There’s a very large possibility that I may start dipping my toes back into the world of visual stimulation again. I’ve taken about 3 years off from shooting porno and I think it may be time for me to...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Pay Attention to the Balls
Hellooooo Peepz! This weekend I was supposed to meet up with a fellow that my wife is friends with. He’s a nice guy and we’ve spoken a few times, the thing I can’t get over is how much he reminds me...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties
We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag
I miss giving blowjobs. I miss slipping a dick over my tongue and down the back of throat so that I tighten up and gag on it. I love that noise. That gurgling nearly violent surge of energy that I get...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018
There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black...
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Fap Along With Harlot: Cum on Eileen
My twitter friend HennyBottle sent out a tweet the other night that got me thinking. He said: Note to self: save this "has there been a porno named Cum on Eileen yet?" tweet for a later date. — bottle...
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