I’m into this whole Pokemon Go thing that’s happening. I’ve never even touched a Pokemon card before, and I have no idea what I’m actually up to as far as the game itself goes, but I’m having a hell of a time riding my bike all around my town meeting a fuck ton of people who are also playing.
This afternoon, we rolled up to our library (which is one of those Poke-stop things) and younger couple was making out. They didn’t stop when we approached them to check in and get our potions and pokeballs, but they did stop when the phones they were holding started vibrating to alert them of an approaching Pokemon.
That got me thinking.
If I was single, I think that I would totally use this dumb game to pick up fuck buddies. I’d have to go the extra length of checking ID’s right from jump (instead of like 20 minutes into the conversation like I used to when I was hooking up), but I think it might be fun. Either way I’d be playing with balls, so whatever.
Is Pokemon porn a thing?
YOU BET IT IS!!!
Are you ready to (un)comfortably fap along with me?
Let’s go!
I figured we’d start out this experience slowly. Smoking hot PornHub amateur Lusty-Pink is ready to play whenever you are. She’s all dressed up to cosplay and suck some dick while she’s at it.
A little bit of Anime never hurt anyone. Sploogy Splooge cum shots and adorable little critters hiding in the forest? It’s not what I’m usually into, but the soundtrack made it work for me.
Sometimes it’s less about the “mon” and more about the “poke,” like in this clip from Lacochonne. A massive black cock chases down the sweet cougar pussy until he’s balls deep inside her fuck hole.
Kigurami is fun. They’re suits that kind of look like feety pajamas only most of them don’t have feet. The hoods are supposed to make you look like whatever animal you’re dressed as, but really you’re just an adult in a very oversized costume.
Last on my list for our mutual masturbation session is a British hottie dressed up as Vaporeon, who gets all hot and bothered thinking about Misti going to town on her titties.
That’s it for this week, Peepz.
Are you playing the game or are you over all the hype? Let me know in the comments!
Image: Image: Amber Lynn in A Poke for a Vote by Brazzers
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